Words of wisdom

"My advice for you is to simply relax and play as you like, freely as easily. Go where you want to go, and see what you want to see and meet lots and lots of people."

- Oishi from Shenmue.

"In one day, just over 2 cups of gas are released in farts. (About 17 oz. or just over half a quart).
If you try hard to hold your farts, your stomach may hurt, you could get dizzy or you could get a headache.
So don't hold them in- Pass that Gas!"
- Shinto Cho, The Gas We Pass.

"Never mind coffee, whatever happened to the great British cup of tea? Teapot nicely warmed, china cups, tea strainer, Rich Tea biscuits. Nice. The demise of the tea lady knocked the heart out of the British office. Life hasn't been the same since. Now there's an issue that might get the Tories back into power if they embraced it."

- A. Watson, page 13 Metro free newspaper, Tuesday September 17 2002.

"I ain't gettin' in no plane you crazy fool."
- Mr T in The A-Team.

"The more important fundamental laws and facts of physical science have all been discovered..."
- Albert. A. Michelson, speech given in 1894 at the dedication of Ryerson Physics Lab, University of Chicago.

"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations."
- Sir Winston Churchill, My Early Life, 1930.

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